Men are struck by lightning 7 times more often than women.
(We can not blame them for thát.)

American research showed: 60% of people with an income of $50,000.00 or higher prefer to have the end of the toilet roll hanging over the roll. 73% of those earning less than $20,000.00 want the end of the endpiece to be under the roll. No dominant toilet paper roll preference is known about the intermediate group.

On thanksgiving, 78% of American
men watch American football on TV.
(That, they say, is the most pleasant way
to belly up.)

A drunk ant always falls on its right side.

Dust that collects in the tip of your pocket is called gnurr.